{"title":"Christmas and Hannukah","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"drunk-santa-says-game","title":"Drunk Santa Says Game","description":"The naughty drinking card game where Drunk Santa requires you to compete against each other while Mrs. Claus busts your ass for being naughty. Vixen and Rudolph help you celebrate your past year’s misdeeds; while Mistletoe, Coal, and Evil Elf cards have you kissing, losing a turn or guiding the group like a sleigh. Game includes 53 poker-sized cards and rules. \u003cbr\u003e @winter2019-15 @winter2019-36","brand":"Nalpac","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41455739043940,"sku":"62682","price":4.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0602\/8132\/3620\/products\/62682.jpg?v=1674826485"},{"product_id":"santas-secret-sex-position-coupons-1","title":"Santa's Secret Sex Position Coupons","description":"\u003cp\u003eEach coupon offers a unique Kama Sutra sexual position that is great for spicing up your holidays with your lover. Includes 20 coupons with humorous position names, such as \"Carol on His Balls\" and \"A Way in Her Manger\".\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Nalpac","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41455994765412,"sku":"67778","price":3.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0602\/8132\/3620\/products\/67778_f2ac76c7-dda1-4349-a80f-04b92260bc15.jpg?v=1674831850"},{"product_id":"naughty-list-gift-kink-b-fold-wrt-ank-sa","title":"Naughty List Gift Add A Li'l Kink Blindfold Wrist \u0026 Ankle Sashes With Storage Bag","description":"\u003cp\u003eft.Tis the season to be naughty! Santa shouldnft.t be the only one coming this year! This holiday add a lift.l kink with a blindfold, wrist, and ankle sashes. Bonus sex toy storage bag included. Eco-friendly zero-waste packaging, because saving the planet is a real turn-on! Perfectly packaged for a naughty stocking stuffer or a xxx ornament on the tree. Give the gift that keeps on giving all year through!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Nalpac","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41462320988260,"sku":"78893","price":6.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0602\/8132\/3620\/products\/78893.jpg?v=1674919903"},{"product_id":"he-sees-you-when-youre-drinking","title":"He Sees You When You're Drinking","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe holiday drinking game for two or more players. The silver die determines who drinks and the other dice determine how much. Players (or teams of players) are each assigned to a die color. It could be based on the highest or lowest roles, include everyone, be up to the roller to decide, or determined by a gesture or contest. Contests could be: Best Santa Laugh, Quarters, Dirtiest Joke, etc. Hours of festive holiday fun!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Nalpac","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41462541615204,"sku":"79743","price":4.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0602\/8132\/3620\/files\/79743A.jpg?v=1706327450"},{"product_id":"tw-balls-deep-into-christmas-napkin-20pk","title":"Twisted Wares Balls Deep Into Christmas Napkins 20-Pack","description":"Bring in the adult humor! These beverage napkins are ideal for parties, hors dft.oeuvres, appetizers, \u0026amp; more! This pack has 20 paper napkins, AKA the perfect amount for a cookout, or a favorite hostess gift! The pun-intended graphic was printed right here in the USA!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e20 per pack\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e5in. Square\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3-ply paper\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade in America\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesign reads: Balls Deep Into Christmas\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Twisted Wares","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41751129915492,"sku":"A04999","price":3.45,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0602\/8132\/3620\/products\/A04999.jpg?v=1683899160"},{"product_id":"tw-happy-alcoholidays-napkins-20pk","title":"Twisted Wares Happy Alcoholidays Napkins 20-Pack","description":"Bring in the adult humor! These beverage napkins are ideal for parties, hors dft.oeuvres, appetizers, \u0026amp; more! This pack has 20 paper napkins, AKA the perfect amount for a cookout, or a favorite hostess gift! The pun-intended graphic was printed right here in the USA!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e20 per pack\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e5in. Square\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3-ply paper\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade in America\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesign reads: Happy Alcoholidays\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Twisted Wares","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41751132176484,"sku":"A04998","price":3.45,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0602\/8132\/3620\/products\/A04998.jpg?v=1683899194"},{"product_id":"cum-light-this-tree-naughty-kard","title":"Cum Light This Tree Naughty Kard","description":"\u003cp\u003eSend some holiday cheer with this delightfully naughty greeting card.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBlank on Inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe Original Cannabis Greeting Card AKA the Gift with a Lift. KushKardsft. NaughtyKards Collection is all things fun and sexy. Made on high-quality paper in the USA.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Nalpac","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41751189192804,"sku":"86911","price":2.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0602\/8132\/3620\/products\/86911A.jpg?v=1692751081"},{"product_id":"ho-ho-high-one-hitter-kard","title":"Ho Ho High One Hitter Kard","description":"\u003cp\u003eSend some holiday cheer with this delightfully naughty greeting card.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBlank on Inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe Original Cannabis Greeting Card AKA the Gift with a Lift. KushKards are colorful, clever, fun, and unique greeting cards for the cannabis enthusiast and their friends. Made on high-quality paper in the USA.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDISCLAIMER: IT IS ILLEGAL TO MAIL ANY PRODUCTS CONTAINING MARIJUANA\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Nalpac","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41751190634596,"sku":"86916","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0602\/8132\/3620\/products\/86916A_61a58a92-5209-4681-baf1-8b4e90fbd965.jpg?v=1692751092"},{"product_id":"lets-get-high-under-mistle-onehit-kard","title":"Let's Get High Under the Mistle One Hitter Kard","description":"\u003cp\u003eSend some holiday cheer with this delightfully naughty greeting card.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBlank on Inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe Original Cannabis Greeting Card AKA the Gift with a Lift. KushKards are colorful, clever, fun, and unique greeting cards for the cannabis enthusiast and their friends. Made on high-quality paper in the USA.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDISCLAIMER: IT IS ILLEGAL TO MAIL ANY PRODUCTS CONTAINING MARIJUANA\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Nalpac","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41751193419876,"sku":"86915","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0602\/8132\/3620\/products\/86915A_6ea01678-50b6-47a2-902d-db1bbbadb225.jpg?v=1692751090"},{"product_id":"light-up-the-holidays-one-hitter-kard","title":"Light Up the Holidays One Hitter Kard","description":"\u003cp\u003eSend some holiday cheer with this delightfully naughty greeting card.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBlank on Inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe Original Cannabis Greeting Card AKA the Gift with a Lift. KushKards are colorful, clever, fun, and unique greeting cards for the cannabis enthusiast and their friends. Made on high-quality paper in the USA.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDISCLAIMER: IT IS ILLEGAL TO MAIL ANY PRODUCTS CONTAINING MARIJUANA\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"KushKards","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41751193452644,"sku":"86914","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0602\/8132\/3620\/products\/86914A_b5d6c0b7-bbc9-4f36-98c9-83dda2f44871.jpg?v=1692751088"},{"product_id":"the-12-drinking-games-of-christmas","title":"The 12 Drinking Games of Christmas","description":"\u003cp\u003e12 festive holiday drinking games to celebrate Christmas. The fun doesn't stop with games like: Jigger Bells, I'm Drinking During a White Christmas, Do You Drink What I Drink?, plus many more! Game Includes: 12 rule cards, 2 dice, 1 chip, 1 dreidel, and 1 spinner.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kheper Games","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42046008721508,"sku":"55924","price":7.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0602\/8132\/3620\/files\/55924A.jpg?v=1705441779"},{"product_id":"12-sex-games-of-christmas","title":"12 Sex Games of Christmas","description":"\u003cp\u003eTwelve ways to make the holidays a little naughtier. Spice up the nights with games like: Oooh Santa Baby, Please Go Down for Christmas, Rudolph the Romantic Sex Slave, and more. @winter2019-15 @winter2019-36\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kheper Games","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42046009016420,"sku":"58816","price":7.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0602\/8132\/3620\/products\/58816.jpg?v=1692805476"},{"product_id":"under-the-mistletoe","title":"Under the Mistletoe Game","description":"\u003cp\u003eKeep Christmas slutty with this adult game. Two can play it as a sex game where the silver die determines who gets to select a sexy action from one of the other dice rolled. As a group game, players do actions based upon color-assigned dice that match to the other players (or teams) playing. Actions can be simulated or taken farther if the group dares to be naughtier! Game includes 5 game dice.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kheper Games","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42046009049188,"sku":"62974","price":4.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0602\/8132\/3620\/products\/62974.jpg?v=1692805478"},{"product_id":"christmas-tree-cup","title":"Christmas Tree Cup","description":"\u003cp\u003eA colorful cup that will get you into the holiday spirit for all of your favorite beverages! Holds up to 24oz. The color is metallic green with a bright red straw.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kheper Games","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42046009344100,"sku":"67777","price":7.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0602\/8132\/3620\/products\/67777.jpg?v=1692805489"},{"product_id":"sexy-santa-says","title":"Sexy Santa Says","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe game for couples who wish to keep being naughty this year. The naughty card game for lovers looking for fun roleplay and foreplay. Sexy Santa will expect you to do things like \"suck his north pole\" while Ms. Claus might want a finger in her figgy pudding. There are 17 holiday themed cards for each of you, along with toasts from Vixen and Rudolph, kissing under the mistletoe, and holiday-themed sex positions. Santa already knows you've been naughty, so have fun! Includes: 53 Cards and Rules.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kheper Games","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42046009868388,"sku":"83808","price":4.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0602\/8132\/3620\/files\/83808B.jpg?v=1714585786"},{"product_id":"cheeky-pornament-big-balls-claus","title":"Cheeky Pornament Big Balls Claus","description":"\u003cp\u003eWe all have that friend who sees phallic effigies in everything. Big Balls Claus is that guy. We promise, the joke is funny even on the 100th time.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEach Ornament is hand blown by a glassblower\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEach is individually painted and goes through a ten point quality control test\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDepending on the ornament, standing height will be between 5 - 7 in. tall and under one pound\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePackaged Individually in a two-piece protective shell\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Cheeky","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44454084739172,"sku":"93155","price":12.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0602\/8132\/3620\/files\/93155A_33ffb77f-0133-49f2-96d6-a249a1ca05df.jpg?v=1732053331"},{"product_id":"cheeky-pornament-boss-hog","title":"Cheeky Pornament Boss Hog","description":"\u003cp\u003eYou know this guy. You know that hog that's under that little red hat. We've all had that friend who just loves to trick you into opening your phone to this. Pretty sure it's time to get them back.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEach Ornament is hand blown by a glassblower\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEach is individually painted and goes through a ten point quality control test\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDepending on the ornament, standing height will be between 5 - 7 in. tall and under one pound\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePackaged Individually in a two-piece protective shell\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Cheeky","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44454084771940,"sku":"93157","price":12.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0602\/8132\/3620\/files\/93157A_5e5ef50d-ce47-4b81-8cdb-d62e9eb257b4.jpg?v=1732053339"},{"product_id":"cheeky-pornament-christmas-dickle","title":"Cheeky Pornament Christmas Dickle","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis is a pickle that looks like a dick. Some would call it dickle. Some may not even notice that suspect tip. Call it an incogpeen-o ornament. Think you can slip it past grandma?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEach Ornament is hand blown by a glassblower\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEach is individually painted and goes through a ten point quality control test\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDepending on the ornament, standing height will be between 5 - 7 in. tall and under one pound\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePackaged Individually in a two-piece protective shell\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Cheeky","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44454084804708,"sku":"93159","price":12.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0602\/8132\/3620\/files\/93159A_2642d190-9be8-4916-a856-a9249f6dc2d5.jpg?v=1732053346"},{"product_id":"cheeky-pornament-hot-lips","title":"Cheeky Pornament Hot Lips","description":"\u003cp\u003eRuby Red and freshly flossed, these lips are ready for a kissin'. Just watch out for the glitter. That stuff is impossible to get rid of.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEach Ornament is hand blown by a glassblower\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEach is individually painted and goes through a ten point quality control test\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDepending on the ornament, standing height will be between 5 - 7 in. tall and under one pound\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePackaged Individually in a two-piece protective shell\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Cheeky","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44454084837476,"sku":"93158","price":12.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0602\/8132\/3620\/files\/93158A_9f975afd-0597-4cb5-b0a7-de8be568ab63.jpg?v=1732053342"},{"product_id":"cheeky-pornament-ready-teddy","title":"Cheeky Pornament Ready Teddy","description":"\u003cp\u003eTeddy lives his 9-5 as the fluffy friend we all know and love. Who's to judge what a person does on their free time? Some would say having a gag ball shoved in your mouth is liberating.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEach Ornament is hand blown by a glassblower\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEach is individually painted and goes through a ten point quality control test\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDepending on the ornament, standing height will be between 5 - 7 in. tall and under one pound\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePackaged Individually in a two-piece protective shell\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Cheeky","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44454084903012,"sku":"93154","price":12.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0602\/8132\/3620\/files\/93154A_9733a502-d8ea-4f7a-8d27-18434cb79f2b.jpg?v=1732053327"},{"product_id":"cheeky-pornament-stiff-package","title":"Cheeky Pornament Stiff Package","description":"\u003cp\u003eFirst of all, Kris Kringle is JACKED these days. Secondly, that's definitely not a stuffed animal in that package. Remember Los Lonely Boys? Yeah, refer to their song \u003cq\u003eDick in a Box\u003c\/q\u003e. Ho ho holy sh*t, Santa is a naughty old grey pube.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEach Ornament is hand blown by a glassblower\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEach is individually painted and goes through a ten point quality control test\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDepending on the ornament, standing height will be between 5 - 7 in. tall and under one pound\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePackaged Individually in a two-piece protective shell\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Cheeky","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44454084935780,"sku":"93153","price":12.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0602\/8132\/3620\/files\/93153A_81bdd566-08ba-4558-aac5-c8067034abed.jpg?v=1732053323"},{"product_id":"cheeky-pornament-submissive-santa","title":"Cheeky Pornament Submissive Santa","description":"\u003cp\u003eBeing in charge puts a lot of stress on a fella. Traveling millions of miles in one night is an absolute logistical nightmare. Sometimes, you just gotta get Dominated to feel something. Santa...you a naughty boy.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEach Ornament is hand blown by a glassblower\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEach is individually painted and goes through a ten point quality control test\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDepending on the ornament, standing height will be between 5 - 7 in. tall and under one pound\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePackaged Individually in a two-piece protective shell\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Cheeky","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44454084968548,"sku":"93156","price":12.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0602\/8132\/3620\/files\/93156A_f9ae86ef-5f81-4cc6-94d9-136e6ff1c724.jpg?v=1732053335"}],"url":"https:\/\/www.nalpac.com\/collections\/christmas-and-hannukah.oembed","provider":"Nalpac","version":"1.0","type":"link"}